Delhi Noir brought to the surface all the stereotypes I’ve imagined in relation to Delhi–vip culture, hopeless journalism, druggie flyovers, rapes and name-dropping. The success of these 14 short stories is in taking the ordinary and making it engaging. My favourite was Manjula Padmanabhan’s Cull, a sci-fi dystopian drama from the future.Rating: 3/5
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When an unknown evil threatens Delhi, young Anantya Tantrist faces spirits of the seven planes to stop the God of Chaos and save her city. I her gumption. Author Shweta Taneja leaves you knees knocking as tantrik shakthi fills the plot. @shwetawrites ‘s narrative style leaves a young adult aftertaste but India couldn’t have asked for a better book to declare its Tanrik detective mystery genre, open! Rating: 3/5
Hope You Find Your Sri Lanka
Sri Lanka was my promise. Long before we got together for real, I had promised to take him there–it was to be our first getaway. Time took a hike for weeks, months, years only to return as our first wedding anniversary. SL will forever be that familiar yet special place.
We were there in October 2014–the sea was raining kisses on the landscape. First impression–a cleaner Kerala. Being South Indian in colour my “Sinhalese ancestery” was a foregone conclusion. I had it easy, easier than him–Everyone seemed to know me but looked at him suspiciously! However, it did help that the mention of fish, string hoppers and appam makes me light up.
Travel for me is about spending a couple of laidback days, walking around without a jam packed schedule, immersing myself in new experiences– and figuring things out. What’s even better is that we have that in common.
I Recommend
- For a Buddhist OD, we took in the many representations of Buddha at the Gangaramaya buddhist temple in Colombo.
- For that staple anniversary romance, we strolled through Virahamahadevi Park with its ancient banyan trees and young lovers.
- To come off as artsy, we visited Gallery Cafe, eminent architect Geoffrey Bawa’s office turned into a European restaurant. I had my first taste of Squid ink risotto here!
- Colombo-Kandy expo train was a pleasant surprise with breathtaking views.
- Odel, is a shopper’s heaven especially for their accessories! I spent a lot of time in there.
- If you are interested, Kandy has the Relic of the Tooth of the Buddha—look up the time when the relic case is brought out twice a day before you plan a visit.
- We got a crash course in Sri Lankan dance forms at Kandy’s cultural centre which holds a cultural programme every evening at 5. Ask around, it’s along the lake.
- I am beach bum– I beach hopped around Mirissa where every bus stop is an amazing beach. If you are a beach bum, don’t miss Unawatuna beach.
- I fed a baby elephant; it’s adorable. Head to Pinnawala Elephant Orphanage to hang out with elephants.
- We time travelled through the quaint streets of Galle. It’s romantic to watch the sun go home from this Portugese fort.
Do It Yourself
- We used Air BnB and stayed with Mr. Tennakoon’s family in Kandy. They were awesome and gave us a peep into local life.
- When flying in and out of Colombo, we stayed at Ozo Colombo and in Taj Airport hotel for convenience.
- We walked or took the bus or train everywhere. It’s first come first serve and not as crowded as India.
- For quick trips, we hailed down Tuk-tuks. They start at Rs 50 and add Rs 30 per km.
- We got ourselves a local sim (Airtel) from the airport. It’s good to have network on the go. Rates are cheaper than India.
Eat at Sight
- In Colombo try Pagoda Tea Room: It’s old world charm and service reminded me of our very own India coffee house.
- In Kandy try Kandy Muslim Hotel: They had fried sardines the size of my palm and yum Kothu porota that he wrote home about!
- Exotic for me is ordering meals in SL and getting a portion of lotus root sabji.
- Try Lamprais–it’s a rice dish with meat and assorted condiments wrapped in banana leaf and baked–amazing!
- As travel bites try Seeni Sambol Bun–it’s spicy stuffed bun and mostly mess-free! Wash it down with tetrapacks of Nestle Milo milk/Nescafe cold coffee! Yum!
- In Galle, if you are adventurous (not up-market), stop over for a quick bite at Buddhist Young Men’s Association.
Good to Know
- Even for spice lovers, Sri Lankan food can get extremely spicy. It is definitely spicier than Indian food.
- Galle is a romantic Portugese fort to walk around but very touristy. Everything within the fort is marked up.
- Car drivers are usually crazy, even by Indian standards. So keep your wits about you.
- Foreigners from Non-SAARC countries have to shell out up to 100% more for entry tickets to tourist attractions.
- When visiting Buddhist temples, avoid revealing tattoos, shorts and sleeveless or be prepared to cover up.
In the unplannable future, another trip to the Sri Lankan east coast is on the cards. Till then, this is my Sri Lanka for you. Hope you find yours.
A Wishful Thought
A long time ago, a man named Tee lived in New York City. He was like every other man in the whole world except that a forest grew on his face. Living in temperate America, the trees in his forest were all conifers. They were thin, tall coniferous trees that grew down his face towards the Adam’s apple forming an incredible upside down valley.
Unlike tropical trees that spread their gregarious, friendly arms wide, conifers grow single-mindedly tall as if to meet the sun. From a distance, all the trees in Tee’s forest gave the impression of a velvety beard. But when you took a closer look, you would see that all the trees with their prickly leaves believed strongly in choice and grew in all directions you could imagine- North South East West and more!
The velvet forest wasn’t clean either. Since Tee ate at least three times a day, the forest was littered with breadcrumb rocks, spinach graffitti, rice twigs and chip shrubs. And since he drank coffee at least twice a day, it rained black drops of strong coffee on the unsuspecting terrain. Such were the days and nights in Tee’s forest.
Every other month or so, a razor-sharp plague would come to haunt. A plague so sudden and deadly that the next morning Tee would wake up to a cleared forest, only stumps reminding him of the marvel that grew on his face the night before. Tee always took consolation in the fact that the forest would grow back. It was the law of nature. With every passing day the stubs would grow a teeny-weeny bit and before you knew it, the forest would be a menacing presence again.
Always a stickler for decorum, Nature had other plans, this time around.
So the next time the plague shaved the forest clean, it did not grow back. Tee waited—confidently for the first week, optimistically for the next and hopefully for a third. When the forest showed no signs of growing back, he began to worry. As he wondered what could have gone wrong he looked around him to take in the plight of the forests on other faces. Wait a minute!
Those were not forests. Other faces had gardens—trimmed and groomed gardens where not a single tree grew out of line. There was no coffee rain or other garbage on the garden floor. Some faces grew grass into manicured lawns. Others grew raised beds of uniform plants. The swankier ones had fences with identical sycamore twins on either side. The spiritual ones groomed their garden into ethereal cascades.
The air of grace around the gardens had taught him the folly of his forest. When he woke up the next day, he was in for a surprise! The stubs had grown a teeny-weeny bit. Tee jumped with joy and promised to groom himself every week. The next Monday, true to his promise, Tee stood before his bathroom mirror, talking dearly to his erstwhile forest and trimming them down beautifully.
Smiling In The Winter Sun
Suddenly she smiled baring her five pink teeth,
Brilliant like stars against her bright blue face.
Her first since the uprooting,
Without warning in the winter sun.
Her tender limbs had fit my palm when
I plucked her off the streets;
a dull little thing, pale with dust
With her eyes on the ground.
Back home she was quiet
Barely breathing, lest I notice.
I kept her in sight,
Propped up on fresh air.
Exploring, she grew friendly and–
soon a climber growing taller,
But not a smile broke
A riot of colours on that face.
Her smile washed over me,
Like a warm bath on a cold day
Singing from every surface
Today is the day she smiled!
I know she may not smile tomorrow
But live on we must–
And sometimes when the winter sun smiles,
All we know is to smile back.
Permission and Purpose
A sudden breeze brushes my cheek
Without permission.
I look out the window searching for the culprit.
Only mellow streaks of sun lean against a building.
Without purpose.
The chill of the day creeps up my legs.
The floor seems to be in the know.
The window is active in its offensive.
At me, waylaid by my inaction.
But I am a daughter of the sun
Fierce in my loving, stinging in my hate
The heat I know is scorching.
I have nothing cold in me.
As I go out to chase the sun
Go ahead, cover me
In the warmth of your arms
Where I belong.
Bangalore Monsoon
My Raintree
She’s like a crowded Indian city-road up!
A million alleys crawling to the skies
and decks of leaves like those houses,
where you window-watch neighbour’s TV shows
while caressing the baby in their arms.
There are flowers too one here, one
there – temporary pools of sanity.
Here,
the barbets don’t sing and the owls wake at night,
the eagles eat meat and the parrots love colour
the crows work hard and the pigeons need an asylum.
On my raintree of uncountable houses,
they live wing to wing like brothers –
shaming the road they live on.
If I Were A Talker
If I were a talker
I know what I’ll do
I’ll talk my way through dinner
To end wars and poverty too.
The morning after – a beggar
Totters up to my car
But I am flying high like a kite
Because I solved poverty last night.
That Feeling
That feeling is back
The one I purged
By loving and letting him in.
Sharing, caring and daring
Not in the Primetime sense.
No needles shared, no hospital care and
definitely no sky diving to a new life.
But in my sterile Bell Jar world
He was that infectious spring
A breathtaking change to grim.
This flux made me forget-
Scorching summers follow sprightly springs.
And in me rose again
that feeling of dread,
Of weight, of disquiet
like a dust storm from hell.
Like a cannibal butterfly
Born in your chest,
In little mouthfuls, eat it will
Till tickling wings your skin feels
I have everything I want in life
Still no respite the butterfly gives
In birthdays and movies
And road trips and shopping sprees
My stomach becomes a butterfly park.
I wish it would come out
That feeling-deep and endless
Through my mouth and hands
Bleeding in brilliant colours
What my words fail to express.